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In this dream I was playing some kind of game which seemed like a real-time strategy game, but with a really, really huge and complex map that was more comparable to a game in the Civilization series. It was similar to Civilization or perhaps Age of Empires in terms of content in that the races were a huge number of historical civilizations. But it was way more in-depth than Age of Empires and was also an RTS with a ton of complex moves and abilities like a Blizzard RTS. In other words, a game that would be fucking awesome but probably so huge and complex that it could never be balanced properly, accessible, or otherwise feasible to be real. I was playing as a group of vikings, celts, or some other kind of old European tribe. I was creating a home base of sorts and had "discovered" an island at the top of the map with two ruins, like the ones you discover in Civilization V. I built two "monasteries" on top of them, although they weren't Christian monasteries but something else. They were populated with "monks" who looked like the ones from Heroes of Might and Magic III. I did this after having a sudden attack from a rival civilization of seafarers who arrived from the right-hand side. It was a grueling fight, but I managed to defeat them with powerful ranged units.
I was looking into what other units I could build to fend off a greater attack, which was certainly coming. I found a lot of powerful ones with ranged guns, melee berserkers, and "illusions" (decoys to confuse the enemy apparently, think the Wand of Illusion from Warcraft III but as a permanent unit). But then I saw the most amazing unit: It was a female warrior who was apparently meant to be a wrestler of a sort, though she wasn't buff or bulking. She was fit and well-toned but was feminine and pretty. She looked Nordic in ancestry. Most amazingly, the preview picture of her was a real photograph of a real woman, and she was completely naked, bewbz and all! She was some sort of wrestler apparently and another picture had her bodying another woman, both totally nude. I built a few of this unit and it was a hot woman in skimpy clothing as a sprite (not nude, disappointing I know...). They apparently had three functions: the ability to grapple with other female units, the ability to seduce and distract male units by smacking their asses to titillate, and the ability to combine with a male unit as a "sex slave" which gave them extra high morale. It was at this moment that I realized this game was BASED. But then I woke up.