TOP・UPDATES・FOUR PILLARS・CINEMA/TV・GAMES・MANGA/ANIME・MUSIC・WRITINGS・FAQ・LINKS
TOP・UPDATES・FOUR PILLARS・CINEMA/TV・GAMES・MANGA/ANIME・MUSIC・WRITINGS・FAQ・LINKS
In this dream I was in Portland, Oregon and was visiting an amazing, huge arcade full of awesome games. It had a bunch of shmups, puzzle games, and basically everything I would want to play in MAME. And all the machines were set to free play! It was as if the arcade of my dreams came to life... kind of. The dream started with me driving there and finding a parking space. I arrived in a parking garage, but somehow I was driving a car that could be "folded" like a foldable bike. It didn't resemble my car at all. It was the wrong color. But I ended up “folding” the car into a few flat slabs that were about a meter and a half in length. I gave them to a valet of sorts who was waiting in front of the entrance and he carried my folded car slabs somewhere for safe storage.
I entered into a kind of sketchy-looking alley where the entrance to the arcade was. It was surprisingly not that crowded and looked very bootleg. Maybe it had illegally-acquired machines? Who knows. A lady in a ratty sweater and shorts and a few guys were waiting for me to buy my entry into the arcade, which was through a door in the back of the little alleyway. It was pricey, about 50 dollars. I got in and started looking for stuff to play. First I played DoDonPachi SaiDaiOuJou, and had a blast. I got up to the fourth stage after defeating the third-stage boss with no resources left! But then I immediately died. I decided to circulate around and found another machine, which was inspired by one I had seen in Japan: It was a dual-machine that had both DoDonPachi and Ketsui on it. I started playing Ketsui, but I realized that something was wrong. It looked nothing like Ketsui. It was a horizontal shmup, looking more like Progear no Arashi. However, in the logic of the dream, that was still what Ketsui was like. However, it looked cheap and strange, like it was a knockoff version drawn by a flash cartoonist. I played some kind of torpedo-shaped ship and kept dodging bullets. My ship kept growing larger and smaller. It at one point was the size of almost the entire screen, with fewer bullets as a result. The game seemed a lot easier for that reason, but I couldn't tell what to do. I kept picking the faster ship by accident, and it was so fast as to basically be unplayable in this strange version of the game. I gave up on it and returned to SaiDaiOuJou, after looking at some other puzzle games.
When I left, I saw a bunch of prostitutes standing outside the arcade. One of them had pretty decently-sized breasts, and I decided to ask her for her services. She had me follow her to a darkly-lit sort of bohemian dwelling. We made our way to a small but comfortable king-size bed. There were a number of other beds and small cubicles around us. It actually kind of looked like a shelter for people in an emergency or something like that, as the area was big and open and didn't have a lot of walls or privacy. It made me a bit self-conscious, but I wanted to enjoy myself with her one way or another. We both got undressed, but I noticed that her chest was suddenly flat! She explained that she wore a sort of fake set of prosthetic breasts that she strapped over her flat chest when picking men up off the street. False advertising!!! I was a little upset and asked if she wouldn't mind wearing them during sex. The dream seemed to skip over the sex itself and she was driving me back to the airport. I stopped along the way and picked up my folded-up car from the parking garage.
I only ever dream about fucking whores. I REALLY need to get laid I guess.