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春日舞織・KASUGA MAORI

春日舞織・KASUGA MAORI

Kasuga Maori is a character in the (excellent) Arcana Heart fighting game series. She is a miko (shrine maiden) whose family has from ancient times been entrusted with spiritual matters. To this day, she, along with her sisters Tsudzune, Koito, and Kouta, is involved in the control of spiritual matters across the whole Kantou region. I also think she is the cutest girl in any anime/manga/game, so she gets a special page honoring her.

Her name is not related to the indigenous people of New Zealand...

PROFILES

春日舞織・KASUGA MAORI
CV: 土谷麻貴・Tsuchiya Maki
Age: 14
Birthday: November 26
Height: 153cm
Weight: 45kg
Three Sizes: 88・58・87
Blood Type: AB
Favorite Food: Chocolate
Disliked Food: Meats
Hobby: General Housekeeping
Special Skill: Origami
Favorite Subjects: Home Economics, Japanese History, Art
Disliked Subjects: Science
School: 都立御苑女学園中等・Metropolitan Gyoen Girls' Middle School
Clubs: Archery (Monday), Tea Ceremony (Wednesday)

春日鼓音・KASUGA TSUDZUNE
CV: 山本麻里安・Yamamoto Maria / 木村はるか・Kimura Haruka
Age: 16
Birthday: July 27
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Three Sizes: 90・57・83
Blood Type: AB
Favorite Subjects: Japanese, Physical Education
Disliked Subects: Mathematics
School: 都立御苑女学園中等・Metropolitan Gyoen Girls' High School
Clubs: Karate (Tuesday), Independent Training (Thursday)

春日小糸/小唄・KASUGA KOITO/KOUTA
CV: 吉田真弓・Yoshida Mayumi / 辻あゆみ・Tsuji Ayumi
Age: 7
Birthday: September 6
Height: 109cm
Weight: 18kg
Three Sizes: 53・49・56 (小糸・Koito) / 54・49・55 (小唄・Kouta)
Blood Type: AB
Favorite Subjects: Social Studies, Arts and Crafts
Disliked Subjects: Arithmetic
School: 都立御苑女学園小等・Metropolitan Gyoen Girls' Elementary School, 2-A

FANART GALLERY

If you have a picture of her that you've created or have permission to share, please email me here and I'll add it.

2024/02/15: 妬ましいクラリーチェにいじめられる舞織 by Amlux (me)
2023/12/27: 身体測定 by Amlux (me)
2023/10/23: 運動会 by Amlux (me)
2023/09/30: 温泉 [NSFW] by Amlux (me)

MAORI'S WORLD TOUR

I have a plush of Maori that I got custom-made (alas, I have lost the contact info of the person who made it for me). Whenver I go on some epic journey to a far-away land, she will be there with me.

Anchorage, Alaska, USA: Enjoying a fine evening over the frozen banks of Westchester Lagoon in the depths of winter. The air was crisp and clear and the sun was beginning to lighten the air up with an ambient glow.

Utqiaġvik, Alaska, USA: Looking out over the Arctic Ocean through the whalebone arches in America's northernmost city. Bracing -20°C temperatures in the endless Arctic night! Picture is a bit crooked because I was in a hurry. My fingers were about to get frostbite if they were out for any longer.

MY DAKIMAKURA

My Dakimakura

I comissioned artwork for this dakimakura from a certain illustrator back in early 2017. I wish I remember the illustrator but I unfortunately no longer have the documentation. You can tell that he, uh, made some "adjustments" to suit my taste. I had the daki sheet made by Cuddly Octopus. I highly recommend everyone to get a dakimakura if they feel like they are in the market for it. Even if yours is totally blank, it feels great to hug a pillow while you sleep.

If you are a REAL NIGGA, you will actually sleep with your beloved every night and not just have her sit in the corner. With that in mind, it's important to know how to take care of her. I've put mine through the washing machine and dryer and never had any problems. It would be ideal to hoist her up outside and sun-dry her, Japanese-style, but it takes some balls to do that and I don't really have the space in my apartment. If you sleep with her every day, she might start to get a bit of a yellowish tint from sweat. To avoid that grossness, I recommend filling your bathtub with cold water, getting some stain remover, and scrubbing her with a soft sponge or even a toothbrush. I use OxiClean White Revive and it works like a dream.

WHY I DON'T USE THE TERM "WAIFU"

The term "waifu" has been corrupted by normalfags beyond all hope. Also, I don't think it ever reflected something very authentic in Japanese otaku culture in the way it's used now. While I by no means want to act like I'm not using 2-D girls to cope with not getting pussy IRL, I think western fans have created a weirdly puritanical idea of YOU CAN ONLY LOVE ONE GIRL AND ONE GIRL ALONE!!! I am not a cuck and nothing keeps me from having a shougun's 2-D harem! While I wouldn't say anyone is wrong if they said that Maori was my "waifu," it's a term that I think has too much baggage with a certain kind of strange, unhealthy assumptions, like keeping you from loving other 2-D girls or even 3-D girls for that matter. I prefer to think of this section as something like CammyFan.com, one of the classic web-1.0 websites.


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