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JAVs are the apex of live-action pornography. Once you get past the mosaics, western porn will never compare again. The only western porn I tend to watch is softcore stuff of some variety once in a while to appreciate freaks of nature gifted with unbelievable breast sizes like Abbi Secraa or Milena Velba or whoever. I've watched a lot of JAVs and these are my curated picks for the best... yes, I have pretty narrow taste.

JAV HALL OF FAME:
TITLE
STARRING
STUDIO(S)
COMMENTS

MIDD-610: ノーブラ爆乳先生の胸チラ授業 (2010)
No-Bra Bakunyuu Sensei no Mune Chira Jugyou

田中瞳 [Tanaka Hitomi]

MOODYZ

MIRD-113: LとJ 業界最大の超乳共演 (2012)
L to J Gyoukai Saidai no Chounyuu Kyouen

田中瞳 [Tanaka Hitomi]
桜木莉愛 [Sakuragi Ria]

MOODYZ

MIDD-958: M男専用回春エステティシャン (2013)
M Dansei Senyou Kaishun Esthetician

田中瞳 [Tanaka Hitomi]

MOODYZ

MIRD-119: Iカップ以上限定!! 超乳ボディV・I・P ハーレムSPECIAL (2013)
I-Cup Ijou Gentei!! Chounyuu Body VIP Harem SPECIAL

田中瞳 [Tanaka Hitomi]
沖田杏梨 [Okita Anri]
青山菜々 [Aoyama Nana]
西條るり [Saijou Ruri]

MOODYZ

MIDE-219: Hitomiがあなたのお嫁さん (2013)
Hitomi ga Anata no Oyome-san

田中瞳 [Tanaka Hitomi]

MOODYZ

DKB-018: BBB BIG BOOBS BUTT 塚田詩織 (2014)
BBB BIG BOOBS BUTT Tsukada Shiori

塚田詩織 [Tsukada Shiori]

メディア総販ソレイル [Media Souhan Soreiru]

MIDE-208: 快感でおかしくなるまで続く 痙攣性交と絶頂潮 (2015)
Kaikan de Okashikunaru made Tsudzuku Keiren Seikou to Zecchou Shio

田中瞳 [Tanaka Hitomi]

MOODYZ

MIRD-150: JとL 超乳W真性中出し (2015)
J to L Chounyuu W Shinsei Nakadashi

田中瞳 [Tanaka Hitomi]
沖田杏梨 [Okita Anri]

MOODYZ

MEAT-002: 肉感イズム 塚田詩織 (2018)
Nikkan-izumu Tsukada Shiori

塚田詩織 [Tsukada Shiori]

ビッグ・ザ・肉道/妄想族 [Big The Nikudou/Mousou-zoku]

GVH-607: 連撃パイズリ!むっちりW爆乳痴女のムチムチサンドイッチ逆3Pハーレム! (2023)
Rengeki Paizuri! Mucchiri W Bakunyuu Chijo no Muchi Muchi Sandwich Gyaku 3P Harem!

西村ニーナ [Nishimura Niina]
吉根ゆりあ [Yoshine Yuria]

グローリークエスト [Glory Quest]

AUKG-583: 爆乳レズビアン 〜KとKふたり合わせて215cm!!〜 (2023)
Bakunyuu Lesbian ~K to K Futari Awasete 215cm!!~

塚田詩織 [Tsukada Shiori]
優月まりな [Yuudzuki Marina]

U&K

MBRK-006: むっちむちW爆乳肉感ダイナマイトボディ痴女の圧迫肉弾マラ喰いFUCK!! (2024)
Mucchi Muchi W Bakunyuu Nikkan Dynamite Body Chijo no Appaku Nikudan Mara-kui FUCK!!

塚田詩織 [Tsukada Shiori]
西村ニーナ [Nishimura Niina]

ハメドリネットワーク2nd [Hamedori Network 2nd]

BANK-174: スケベ乳輪の爆乳むちむち露天温泉 (2024)
Sukebe Nyuurin no Bakunyuu Muchi Muchi Roten Onsen

塚田詩織 [Tsukada Shiori]
西村ニーナ [Nishimura Niina]

ま○こ銀行 [Ma○ko Ginkou]

GAS-518: 日本一の肉弾Tカップ 福岡しほベスト4時間 (2024)
Nippon Ichi no Nikudan T-Cup Fukuoka Shiho Best 4-Jikan

福岡しほ [Fukuoka Shiho]

GAS

And yes, I've invested in some sex toys over the years. They can add quite a lot to the experience.

SEX TOYS I'VE USED:
PRODUCT
MAKER
COMMENTS

リリス・ウテルス
Lilith Uterus
Type: Onahole

大魔王 [Daimaou]

The first onahole I ever used. I still remember the experience and it was one of the most memorable cooms I've ever had. I was watching a video of Micky Bells (post-pregnancy where her tits really blimped up) and shouted out in glee. Anyway, this is a solid choice with a somewhat more "classy" and reserved package for those who feel a bit embarrassed about making the plunge like I did.

ヴィーナス・リアル
Venus Real
Type: Onahole

大魔王 [Daimaou]

Another excellent product from Daimaou. I've never been the type to really have a lot of subtle opinions about onaholes and the differences between them. It reminds me of gourmet food types who have a bunch of fancy adjectives to describe something being sweet or whatever, haha. Anyway, I got a slightly harder one than the Lilith which was soft. I appreciate a bit of hardness, but it's not great for weening yourself off your death-grip on your dick so I would recommend a softer one.

女子アナでもいーですか?
Joshi Ana demo Ii desu ka?
Type: Onahole

トイズハート (Toys Heart)

This was the first "gimmicky" onahole I used, i.e. based on a certain fetish, in this case female announcers. Female announcers aren't my particular kink, but it was the girst "gimmick" hole I found and I thought it was funny enough that I wanted to give it a try. Now I know there are a thousand holes based on whatever your thing is and I might have to try one with a miko or something. Of course, this is just flavor on top of the hole really and it doesn't matter that much. This one has a full torso + boobs and it felt nice, but sometimes these miniature body ones are kinda weird. I'm supposed to be fucking an announcer, not a fairy...

すじまんくぱぁ ろりんこ
Sujiman Kupaa Lolinco
Type: Onahole

マジックアイズ [Magic Eyes]

The girl on the cover is getting married to you! There's even a marriage registration form on the box, which is quite cute (that means she's over 18, yes?) In general, the presentation of this one is quite impressive. And the hole itself looks and feels excellent. The lips are very puffy. Soft and yet still very tight. Kind of hard to clean though. A bit pricey, but recommended. I had to part with this one when I left Japan though.

セブンティーン リアリティ
Seventeen Reality
Type: Onahole

トイズハート [Toys Heart]

Careful with this one. I didn't think I was being particularly rough with it, but my dick ended up getting bruised. It didn't feel bad. It felt decently soft actually. But I guess there's some architecture on the inside that can cause harm to your frenulum. The same might apply for other onaholes and I just didn't go in with my foreskin all the way pulled down. Anyway, if you are careful this feels nice. It's very tight and compact.

真実の口 LA BOCCA DELLA VERITÀ
Shinjitsu no Kuchi LA BOCCA DELLA VERITÀ
Type: Onahole [Mouth]

マジックエイズ [Magic Eyes]

The only mouth onahole I've ever used. It obviously doesn't quite feel like real fellatio, even less than an onahole feels like real penetration. But it felt very nice all the same. There is a tongue and teeth which you can definitely feel. The teeth might turn some peopel off, but they obviously aren't as hard as real teeth. For me, I actually found it quite a nice stimulus. Even Audrey Hepburn's delicate hand probably couldn't fit in something this tight!

超ぱふぱふ日和
Chou Pafu Pafu Hiyori
Type: Fake Breasts

マジックエイズ [Magic Eyes]

The most I've ever spent on a sex toy. Not cheap at all, but absolutely worth it for an oppai seijin like myself. I've thought of getting a pair of fake tits for some time, but most of them were just too tiny for my taste! Being deeply fucked in the head, I wanted something that was abnormally, improbably huge. And these are about the largest on the market. They are amazing to use. I don't paizuri with them really, just grab and squeeze and play with them. Your monkey brain is remarkably stupid when it is horny, and you can very easily transpose your experience with these into whatever you're watching. Being so huge and unwieldy is a double-edged sword as they're about 6.0 kg (!!!) and thus not really easy to clean, but that adds to the ero IMO.

Used panties

Random burusera store in Japan

Bought a few while I was living over there, apparently belonging to some OL. They smell alright, but to be honest not as strong as you might expect. I find ones with too much smell to be a bit gross anyway. But there's something nice about holding these while you're masturbating. It's like you're channelling the ero power through some talisman or whatnot.


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