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These are some humorous song parodies that I've written. I can't sing very well so
I'll leave it to you to adapt them and maybe edit some of the lines to fit better if
needed.
"Cunny" (sung to the tune of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit)
Maybe this could be used for one of those "/v/ the musical" compilations that
4chan puts out sometimes. I'm not much of a /v/ browser these days but I stop in
once in a while. In case you are a sub-10 IQ simpleton and need it spelled out, I
do not support sexual exploitation of children unless they are fictional characters.
I came into my onahole this morning
Look at her design, it should be no wonder that I'm horny (no wonder!)
That Chloe pic I saved, (Saved!) It's got me blowin' loads (Loads!)
Everyone who sees it has to go UOOOOO
Nope, you gotta stop your cope (Cope!)
The janny scrubbed my post (Post!) and he said it wasn't (Games!) games
Tranny threads and e-celebs are fillin' up the page (Ooh!)
I just posted cunny pics to keep us entertained
Lolicons
(Hey!) Lolicons
(Hey!) Lolicons
(Hey!) We're Lolicons
(Hey!) Lolicons
(Hey!) Lolicons
(Hey!)
Should I be feelin' bad? (No!) Should I be feelin' good? (No!)
It's kinda sad, that the loli board is gone for good
And you would think that I'd be movin' on (Move it!)
But I'm a coomer like I said, stroke it to cunny threads, hot!
Loli piss is sweet as honey
When I see the child stomach, I'll get blue balled either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
Feelin' like MadThad, the cunny chad
I did it all for the cunny (Come on!)
The cunny (Come on!)
It was so cute and funny
I love little girls (Yeah!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little
I did it all for the cunny (Come on!)
The cunny (Come on!)
It was so cute and funny
I love little girls (Yeah!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but you all see me
I don't play games, but I post little girls in bikinis
I can't believe that I could stroke all day (But you did!)
But the bluepilled mods, want to get in my way
One tab over is SadPanda
But it don't matter, I can go on /v/ for cunny faster!
Lolicons
(Hey!) Lolicons
(Hey!) Lolicons
(Hey!) We're Lolicons
(Hey!) Lolicons
(Hey!) Lolicons
(Hey!)
I did it all for the cunny (Come on!)
The cunny (Come on!)
It was so cute and funny
I love little girls (Yeah!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little
I did it all for the cunny (Come on!)
The cunny (Come on!)
It was so cute and funny
I love little girls (Yeah!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little
I'm only human
It's easy for these shills to give you their advice
They'll tell you, "Talk about games!"
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just let me cunnypost, cunnypost
Just let me cunnypost
I thought this board was based, cunnypost all day
If you like shit western games with ugly hags you're gay
I thought this board was based, cunnypost all day
If you like shit western games with ugly hags you're gay
I thought this board was based, cunnypost all day
If you like shit western games with ugly hags you're gay
I did it all for the cunny (Come on!)
The cunny (Come on!)
It was so cute and funny
I love little girls (Yeah!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little
I did it all for the cunny (Come on!)
The cunny (Come on!)
It was so cute and funny
I love little girls (Yeah!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little (Girls!)
Tiny little
"Let Em Hang (While It Burns)" (sung to the tune of "Put Cha D. in Her Mouth" by Three 6 Mafia)
Dedicated to all my climate activists out there.
DISCLAIMER: THIS SONG IS A PARODY AND, WHILE I SUPPORT RADICAL ENVIRONMENTAL
ACTIVISM, OUTLAWING FOSSIL FUELS, AND PUNISHING BAD ACTORS, I DO NOT SUPPORT ANY
KIND OF VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE OR WORKS OF ART! IT IS NOT ONLY MORALLY WRONG BUT
ALSO SO OPTICALLY BAD THAT IT JUST TURNS PEOPLE AWAY FROM US. THIS SONG IS TO BLOW
OFF STEAM SO YOU CAN REMAIN PEACEFUL IN YOUR ACTIVISM!
Pop some caps at Chevron
Plant a bomb at Exxon
Kill niggas at Gazprom
They kill what we live on
BP, Shell, Marathon
They're corrupt as Enron
Shoot 'em up like Gendron
They kill what we live on
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
Oil suits are motherfuckers
Receive funds from the Koch Brothers
Lie about the evidence
Throw the data in the gutter
Melt glaciers up in the Arctic
Their control is oligarchic
Polar bears and bees die off
The End of Ice is all upon us
Our leaders are fucking cowards
They get Koch Bro golden showers
And get reamed up in their ass
By Saudi oil superpowers
Don't throw paint on a Monet
Why not just go all the way?
Drive on up to Sinopec
Strapped up like Timothy McVeigh
Fuck this pundit
Hired as your cuck bitch
Who lies about the science and the icebergs
To the public
No conscience
Says whatever for the money
Fox and PragerU
Niggas lyin' and they buggin'
Heating up the Arctic
Makin' life hard for the puffins
France and Italy
TotalEnergies and Eni
I'mma fuck 'em up
I won't sit on the sidelines
Kill these wops and frogs and then blow up their pipelines
Pop some caps at Chevron
Plant a bomb at Exxon
Kill niggas at Gazprom
They kill what we live on
BP, Shell, Marathon
They're corrupt as Enron
Shoot 'em up like Gendron
They kill what we live on
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
Saudi Aramco lick my balls
Valero can suck my dick
Fags at ConocoPhillips
Can gargle my runny shit
Oh, and Phillips 66?
Drink a big cup of my piss
I will torture Scott Pruitt
Jamie Dimon's head gets split
Bolsonaro gets the rope
Tillerson, you have no hope
Just go YOLO
Like John Togo
Blow up tankers like Kosovo
Equinor, Petrobras,
Reliance, Petronas,
Pemex, and IOCL
Gonna turn this earth to hell
Don't let 'em pretend that this shit ain't outta hand
Trudeau's a libcuck but still funds the toxic fuckin' tar sands
Strange bedfellows are born from dirty oil-driller hands
Muslim theocracies are in bed with Uncle Sam
Rest in peace Ted Kaczynski you were the man
Ecoterror squad still gonna carry out ya plans
Killing all of the traitors is the law of the land
And they're getting blown up by the eco-Taliban, BLAH!
Pop some caps at Chevron
Plant a bomb at Exxon
Kill niggas at Gazprom
They kill what we live on
BP, Shell, Marathon
They're corrupt as Enron
Shoot 'em up like Gendron
They kill what we live on
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
The suits say "fuck the earth"
Let 'em hang while it burns
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