2025/06/11

MEDIEVAL SOAPLANDS

This dream began with me in some sort of medieval town which looked like something out of Heroes of Might and Magic III, but I was walking around through it in the first person. It wasn't quite 3D, more like 2.5 D, but the areas kind of uncomfortably "snapped" to me once I entered them, like a point-and-click adventure game. It started with me visiting two brothels (what else?) in the town. These were clearly my attempt to transpose Japanese soaplands onto the concept. I was visiting two girls at the two brothels each. Some system was present here where you could meet the girl you wanted to plow in advance for a short "interview" of sorts and see her naked body. An amazing system! No wonder no brothel actually does it. I did this, looking for the two girls with the largest tits (of course). We talked a bit and I agreed that I would go back the next day and pay to meet them. The girls were certainly quite attractive, although one of them had tattoos that I did not approve of. They were strange. One of them was an American football player on her shoulder. He was holding a football and about to throw it. She moved her wrist in front of the shoulder tattoo. Her wrist had a tattoo of the next frame: him actually throwing the ball. She moved her wrist back and forth over the shoulder tattoo making a Captain Underpants-style 2-frame animation. I thought it was kind of stupid but didn't say anything. The next girl after her was very cute and easy to talk to. I had one of my old stuffed animals there, a penguin named Frosty. He showed his age and was pretty ratty. She made fun of me for it a bit but clearly found it cute.

After meeting the girls in the brothels, I moved out of the main city and outside into a kind of 21st century American suburban neighborhood, seemingly out of the "game." I walked past a policeman on the street who was based on a guy I knew from a previous job. So I was friendly towards him. He was sitting next to a bicycle in front of some kid's house. A bunch of kids were walking by and the cop was greeting them. He asked me to take over his space for a while. I did so, but the kids acted more shitty towards me. One of them was a little black kid with glasses. He threw a tennis ball at my face and it hurt a lot. I got angry at him, but I wasn't allowed to leave the bicycle alone. After waiting, I saw that kid on the other side of the street and I shouted "FUCK YOU" and flipped him off. He got angry and moved back towards me. At this point the cop had returned. He asked me to explain what was going on. The kid denied that he ever threw a tennis ball at me. The cop took him in the police station to talk to him, but before you say LOL AMERICAN POLICING, I think this whole situation was more like a school officer and principal's office that I think my brain was conflating with a policeman and police station.

While this was going on, I looked in my backpack. I saw a kind of black and pink designer bag inside it. I realized that this belonged to the last girl I met at the brothel and that I would have to go return it now so it didn't look suspicious. Of course, she probably would have realized that she just forgot it in my backpack (somehow???) and not that I stole it, but I thought it would be for the best to go return it to stay on the good graces of the brothel, even if it was a pain. I thought of it like a quest in a game, as I was going back into the medieval village. But I got lost along the way. First I kept walking through a kind of garden/courtyard in what seems like a castle. This was the starting area. I saw a fork in the road that I didn't before in what seemed like a path to the "outside" (a bunch of fields and open land) and towards the village. I mistakenly chose the "outside" option and started walking towards some darkened corridor towards a grassy plain. Suddenly I saw a big blue dragon outside and was afraid. I backed down. But the dragon followed me into the corridor! I suddenly got out a sword and started slashing at the dragon mindlessly. It reminded me of those fucking cliff racers from Morrowind... Well, after I killed the dragon, which wasn't very hard at all, some dragon scales fell on the ground and I picked them up. I remembered that apparently in this game you can sell dragon scales for quite a high price, so I remembered that and picked it up for my inventory as I tried to get back to the brothel to return the bag.

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