Note: all names of people I know IRL have been changed.
This dream opened with me and my two best IRL friends, Simon and Paresh, wandering through some desert in Africa, maybe around the border between the Sahara and sub-Saharan Africa. It seemed like we were right near this border in fact, as we had been in a more fertile grassland but had just crossed over into an open desert plain. The temperatures were positively scorching and just to make it to a small underpass in a nearby mountain formation seemed like an arduous task. But I was urging my friends to go on, because there were apparently some very impressive pieces of prehistoric rock art there and some tribal group that had kept the old ways alive was in the area.
As we were nearing the cave/underpass, I heard a voice (siren's call?) from behind say something to the effect of "Would you like to suck my titties?" in an African accent. I turned around and saw an African lady who was well-endowed enough that the answer to her question was certainly yes. I quickly followed her into a very artsy bungalow that seems to have been built into some trees. It looked like one of those Kenyan giraffe hotels kind of, but no giraffes. I guess she was drawing me away from the desert and back to the grasslands though. I quickly pulled her two massive, pendulous mammaries out of her dress and wrapped them around my head. They were more than enough to submerge my face in. They were a bit sweaty, as perhaps you might expect with the heat, but I was still in heaven.
I was beginning to suckle her nipples when I suddenly heard a voice from behind me and understood it to be her husband. I tried to dive down and hide behind a counter of sorts that we were behind. But the husband still noticed me. He wasn't a black African. He was some scrawny, nerdy American white boi who had apparently pulled this Nubian queen! He was pissed and quickly yelled at me to get away from his wife. We didn't get to fisticuffs, but there was tension. It was weird because then we started staying at his place and acting friendly. But clearly things were awkward. I got the impression that his wife had done this before and had a habit of it. As much as it seemed like he was a kind of ridiculous figure, I was still scared of his wrath. But at the same time, I was plotting how I could possibly sneak behind his back and find my way back to his wife's magnificent breasts.
Sadly, this dream ended without that nice resolution. The last scene, weirdly, showed that apparently both of them were employees and devotees of the "philosophy" of the corporate drive-thru chain Smoothie King (?). They had Smoothie King posters etc. all over their weird, artsy, bohemian apartment. One of them was a list of basic positions of "advice" from the founder of Smoothie King. They all seemed like really basic stuff. I was talking to the cuck husband and he said something like "I know many of them seem simple, but so many of us forget these really basic things these days. The world would be such a better place if more people just ate healthier food." A hard point to disagree with. But I was just thinking of suffocating in big black b00ba the whole time I was talking to him. Then I woke up without my urge for jungle fever satisfied. What a gyp.
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